சிரிங்க….. சரிங்க

 

Sardar Strikes Again………….

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

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Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y?

When asked him, he said,

“Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.

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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…

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Judge: Don’t U have any shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.

Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?

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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

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Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key

Doctor: When?

Sardar: 3 Months Ago

Dr: Wat were u doing till now?

Sardar: We were using duplicate key

Dr: So why did you come today?

Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!

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Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???

Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office….

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After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.

He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said:

“Oye, Torch is okay”

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Teacher: “What is common between KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”

Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!!

Sardar Strikes Again………….

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill statusSardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y?When asked him, he said,”Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.
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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…
**********Judge: Don’t U have any shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a keyDoctor: When?Sardar: 3 Months AgoDr: Wat were u doing till now?Sardar: We were using duplicate keyDr: So why did you come today?Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!
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Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office….
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After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said:”Oye, Torch is okay”
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Teacher: “What is common between KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!!